Sitting back with a large glass of wine last week to watch the BBC's coverage of the local elections, I suddenly wondered if the wine had already taken effect. Jeremy Vine appeared in a computerised Wild West scene so tacky it made Second Life look good. Not just that, he spoke with a Texan accent so ropey that it belonged to a pre-war Western:
And to think that Vine was once considered to be the next Paxman (stop laughing, Paxo!).